SML - Sit On My Face

To Rate
Intro
Haha! You know who it is
It's Sofa King aka King o' Cakes
Aye girl I like that booty
Come over here, you need a place to sit?
I got the perfect place (perfect)

Verse 1
There was this girl tryna get lit
She said she had nowhere to sit
I said "don't worry girl, I got a place"
Come over here and sit on my face
Pop a squat till you rock
Girl, never get up
I don't wanna see anything except for your butt
Don't be afraid girl, use my face as a cushion
Everybody wants to sit
Just don't get to pushin'
Chorus
Sit on my face, sit on my face, sit on my face
Know your place
Sit on my face, sit on my face, sit on my face
Know your place, sit on my face

Verse 2
You got friends? I can take up the three
Three different cushions, one for each booty
Even if I had eyes, I could not see
Cause my vision's getting blocked from all this booty
Sniff, sniff girl
Wait what is that smell?
Don't tell me you just ate Taco Bell
Get off me girl, you gross as hell
Is there a poo stain, is this hard to tell

Chorus
Sit on my face, sit on my face, sit on my face
Know your place
Sit on my face, sit on my face, sit on my face
Know your place, sit on my face

Verse 3
I'm Sofa King but just call me lussi
When you sit on me
I swoop you off your feet
And my face gets a snack
I'm screamin' trick or treat
Hop up and down girl, bounce to the beat
Drop it down, fool around, go to town, booty round
I won't break
Girl you know that I'm built safe and sound
That's a fact, booty fat, make it clap, I won't snap
It's a trap, it's the end of my couch rap
Outro
Hey girl where you goin'?
Look, if you ever need a place to sit
My face is right here (ah)

Comments

More SML lyrics

SML - Ken's A Fucking Doll
{Intro} Sllod htiw syalp ydoC Play that shit backwards It might mean something I see dead dolls (Mustard on the beat, ho) {Verse} Ayy,

SML - Wake Your Braindead Ass Up
{Chorus} Wake your braindead ass up, wake it up, I said Wake your braindead ass up, wake it up, I said Wake your braindead ass up, wake it up, I said Wake your braindead

SML - Tunafish
{Intro} Hey, it’s me, Tunafish Terry Just go down to the store to get some goddamn tunafish I’m running for mayor so make sure you vote {Chorus}

SML - Toys R us is back
It's back! Toys R us is back I am so happy Toys R us is back It's finally back I want all of the toys So I call up the boys And we jump for joy

SML - Pop-Tarts
{Intro} Ha! Yeah, you know who it is! T-O-Double D, duh! Make some room for my 'fro hoe, yuh! {Verse} Pop-Tarts make me fart, yes they do! (Make

SML - Home Alone
{intro} Alright guys, so i just dropped chilly off at the airport She's gonna be in tokyo for ten days I have the whole house to myself You know what that means?

SML - Man I Hate My Life
(Intro) Okay I Think I'm Feeling It Um So I Dive In Toad (Verse 1) Every single day I gotta clean up The kitchen! Bowser screaming at me

SML - Sit On My Face
{Intro} Haha! You know who it is It's Sofa King aka King o' Cakes Aye girl I like that booty Come over here, you need a place to sit? I got the perfect

SML - Cookie Crisp
{Intro: Junior & Cody} Hey cody Yeah? Lemme tell you about the best mother frickin' cereal you can buy What is it junior? Well Its these cookies

SML - I'm an apple tree
{Intro} (Music) {Chorus} I'm (I’m) an apple tree! (Yes I am, yes I am) {Verse} Full of apples and their seeds!

SML