To Rate★ live intro ★
One night i was watching a documentary
On hallucinogenic drugs
Which i think is really the best way to watch a documentary
If you get a chance, but uh-
But it was about, um, it was about, uh-
I don't remeber what it was about, but uh-
But i remember writing this song that night
It's a little song about my financial situation
I hope you enjoy it
★ verse 1 ★
I just got a letter in the mail
Saying that i failed to pay my credit card in time
And that's a forty dollar fine
Which would've been okay
Except for that it caused me to exceed my credit line
And that's another forty dollar fine
★ verse 2 ★
So then i get another piece of mail
This one said the balance due is drawn from my checking account
Which caused a bunch of checks to bounce
Which would've been okay
Except the fact that one of those checks was to the dmv
For my registration fee
★ bridge ★
So the next day i was on my way to work
And i couldn't find my car
It wasn't where i parked it just the day before
★ verse 3 ★
And then i get another piece of mail
This one said the registration tags were out of date
So they towed my car away
Which wasn't quite okay
I called them to explain 'em
When i finally got through
They just made me wait on hold
★ break ★
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do
★ verse 4 ★
And after forty minutes i hung up
Because i had to go to work
But then i realized
If i don't have a car then how the fuck am i gonna get to work?
So i got fired from my job
★ outro ★
So here i am just living in a box
Underneath a bridge in this quiet little town
And i take a look around
Things are quite okay
I don't get any bills
And the best part of it is
That i can't get any mail
(thanks)
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