To Rate★ live intro ★
...country song
★ verse 1 ★
Well, i was 21 years old
When i married my sweetheart
And we swore that we would love each other forever more
We lived happily ever after, on a farm by the hillside
And each day was better than the one before
★ pre-chorus 1 ★
Well, except, of course, for this one day
When she was out tilling the land
And she got kicked in the head by a mule
And fell ovеr and got run over by the tractor rotary
★ chorus 1 ★
And as i held hеr in my arms
I'll never forget the last words that she said to me
She said, "baby, i'm gonna wait for you in heaven"
★ verse 2 ★
Well, a couple days went by
And eventually i just sorta got over it
And i started hanging out with some 21 year old beach bunny
We moved out to california and got a place on the ocean
And each day was pleasent as can be
★ pre-chorus 2 ★
Well, except, of course, for this one day
When she was out shredding on the waves
And she slashed up on a rip curl
And got dragged out to sea
★ chorus 2 ★
And as i was laying on my beach blanket
I'll never forget those words that she shouted across to me
She said, "baby, i guess i'm gonna see you in heaven"
★ verse 3 ★
Well, when my time finally came
I was standing at the pearly gates
And my first wife was there
And she said, "see, baby, i told you i was gonna wait for you"
★ pre-chorus 3 ★
But, it's kind of an awkward situation
'cause beach bunny was right behind her
And she had said that she was gonna wait for me too
★ chorus 3 ★
Well, i didn't know what to do
So i thought i'd make a dumb joke
And i said, "hey, maybe we can all just have a threesome"
★ post-chorus ★
Well, the angels in heaven didn't take kindly to my joke
And nothing i could say would appease 'em
And that's when i was stricken down to hell
★ outro ★
Well, the moral of this story
Is that if you're ever in some weird love triangle
And both of your loves die in some horrific
But geographically relevant injury
Well, don't try to ask for a threesome in heaven
Or you're gonna end up in hell just like me
Yeah, you'll end up in hell just like me
(thank you)
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