Legend57 - Jax Briggs vs Joe Biden. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History.

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★ Intro: Joe Biden & Chris Wallace ★
I'm gonna say the n-word

Welcome to the rap battle, I’m Chris Wallace of Fox News
Hold up, hold up
I'm Chris Wallace of Fox News
In the red corner it's Joe Biden
Coming up against Jax Briggs
Your two minutes of spit-bars starts now

★ Verse 1: Jax Briggs & Chris Wallace ★
J.B. stepping up for P.V.P
To beat the biggest creep in the whole DNC
I bleed lyrics, breach limits
Breathe spirit, beat gimmicks
Beam bitches, burn bridges
Earn riches, built different
Hold up, hold up
I’m Chris Wallace of Fox News

Your zombie ass winning would shock more than Raiden
It's a one-sided match, call you Joe Gay-den
I've been thinking about kicking in your shitter sincе the sniffing
Just a (FINISH HIM!)
And that's the end of dеmentia-ridden Bill Clinton
I'm bringing the muscle now (Bitch!)
If you know where you are then hunker down (Bitch!)
Spit this shit so hot like Sriracha
MeToo gripping your nuts like (Gotcha!)

★ Bridge: Joe Biden & Chris Wallace ★
Alright Mr. Biden, you have two minutes to respond
What is your response?

Uhh… meo-

★ Verse 2: Joe Biden ★
We're riding with Biden, so hold your horses
This (dick) give new meaning to “special forces”
I heard you were talking up Trump last night
Reese's Pieces
That shit turns your black ass white
Your fucking wife died, got you feeling overwrought
Secret Service end you faster than my black ass got shot
And work on your punchlines, your rapping's generic
Your flow up and went like:
(Going somewhere, Jarek?)
It’s just to easy to me
Because I
Put the MC into…
Fuck
Malarkey or not, your dumb ass got slammed
I kicked your ass and I don’t even know where I am
★ Bridge: Joe Biden, Jax Briggs, & Chris Wallace ★
Excellent roasts, gentlemen
For the final round, transform into your final forms

Here goes nothing

Fine. I'll take off my disguise, too

★ Outro: Solid Snake, Thanos, & The Terminator ★
They call me Snake
Bout to kill you with my venomous flow
I’m done with this crap!

I'm the box office topper
The marvel show stopper
Got my name on this win like it's the-

Hey guys, I said that I would be back later
You are about to get o-

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