★ intro: the announcer ★ Epic rap batles of history! Brian griffin Vs Bandit heeler Begin!
★ verse 1: brian griffin ★ My name is brian griffin. i’m a leftist author I have a famous son, you have some autistic daughters I gave chilli my dog and you can say now i’m her hubby Why did you put your “sticky gecko” into wendy’s “cubby”? I might be a “family guy” but i gotta know Why did they put adult references inside of a kids show? Like death, miscarriage and infertility Adhd, french people and ptsd You fatty, quit eating weiners or it’ll be your end Are there snakes in the outback? call me a diamondback, friend Calm down, you skippy poofter, you’re getting too pissed You’re only an archeologist if you takе out the logist
★ verse 2: bandit heeler and bluey ★ Bluey, get mе a fackin’ pack of stubbies My kids watch you on shorts while they’re sitting on the dunny You always tryna pipe some white chicks but you be Getting mad cause your balls get (da-da-da-da-da-da-da, bluey!) When they ran your ass over i thought it was crass Then i filmed myself throwing your dvds in the trash You ripped off “the simpsons” god damn, that’s criminal You shouldn’t be mad because i’m the aboriginal I’m from the land down under you’re butthurt you see I’ll neuter your balls so you can’t play “keepy uppy” I met with lois griffin. that bitch was trippin’ She “chattermax’d” my “floppy bunny” ‘till i busted in ‘em Life of brian? more like a mid-life brian You’re an icon in ruin, you’re better off joining isis You had sex with quagmire’s dad are you homo Now bugger off you drongo i’m on fackin’ smoko ★ verse 3: brian griffin ★ While you were busy rapping i went and plowed your nanna Your show is even worse than bananas in pyjamas So before you come to battle with an actual intellectual Bandit heeler, you’re just a pussy whose brothers are homosexual
★ verse 4: bandit heeler ★ Oh will you shut the fuck up, you leftist cunt At least i didn’t tell a guy about penises i sucked Drinking pawtucket beer and martinis Ditch that fackin’ shit and pick up some fackin’ vbs
★ verse 5: brian griffin ★ You’re a retarded banana bender, no class to be found We should call herbert the pervert with all those children around You called your daughter ***, what are you, a racist? That dance mode bluey album wasn’t in my playlist Give me some “space” you “sheepdog”, your family’s a bunch of “fairies” Call me “unicorse”, buddy. because why should i caresies? I’ll go on a “curry quest” so i can “bbq” your fanny When i see you i vomit harder than when i see grannies
★ verse 6: bandit heeler and bluey ★ When i see my wife chilli i get a pretty big boner Everyone knows you’re just seth macfarlane’s fursona Stupid cunt dog. sit, roll over, shake and beg My kids are a handful but at least they aren’t meg This is the end for you griffins, you shouldn’t have made me do this Remember not to mess with chilli, bingo, bandit and bluey ★ verse 7: bandit heeler, brian griffin, and the announcer ★ Why are we fighting anyways? there’s no reason Can we both stop it, i mean, we’re both decent I don’t know why either, i mean, it makes me sad Like, let’s be honest, we’re both hot cartoon dads I mean, you have a good series, uhh, you do too I guess no other dad will be hotter than you So can we be friends? there’s no way to deny Coming soon, a crossover between bluey and family guy
★ outro: the announcer ★ Who won? Who’s next? You decide Epic rap batles of history
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Epic Rap Batles of History is a web series created by Mr. Jay (formerly known as JMBRaps). It is a satirical play on the rap battle genre, as evident by its not-so-creative name. The original series ran from 2018-2019, before being rebooted in 2023.