★ Verse 1 ★ Ambushed by a metaphor My watch fell off my wrist Through a sewer grate and landed In a stagnant pool of piss
It sent me reeling toward the surface I was gasping like a fish I was grasping for a purpose At the edge of the abyss
★ Chorus ★ So much for subtlety So fucking obvious Third-grade analogy I shouldn't read into, into, into it
But God, it felt personal I’ll never recover, it's A cosmic conspiracy screaming Time in the gutter
★ Verse 2 ★ Broke up with my long term There goes three years down the trap I got a four-year education Now I'm working at the Gap I waste my days on applications I am nevеr getting back Every second’s likе a wristwatch tick-a-tickin' Falling through the cracks
★ Chorus ★ So much for subtlety So fucking obvious Third-grade analogy I shouldn't read into, into, into it
But God, it felt personal I'll never recover, it's A cosmic conspiracy screaming Time in the gutter Time in the gutter (Oh yeah, yeah!) Hey, just got me thinking
★ Bridge ★ It's like a simile It's a metaphor It's like a simile It’s a metaphor It’s like a simile It's a metaphor ★ Chorus ★ So much for subtlety So fucking obvious It’s a third-grade analogy I know I shouldn't read into, into, into it
But God, it felt personal I'll never recover, it's A cosmic conspiracy screaming Time in the gutter Time in the gutter Time in the gutter
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