Hot Dad - I Wanna Be Your Keyboard

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The other keys, eager for your touch
They wanna be pressed too
But I am wide, I’m the one most used
I’ll always make a space for you

Your keyboard is my ecosystem
Reach down to me whenever you need
These other keys won’t treat you right
Let me be your only key, the only one you’ll ever need

I am your space bar
But I wanna be your keyboard
More than your space bar
I’ll be the keystroke to your heart

I used to hang with the other keys
H, O, T, D, A, Caps Lock
But something changed when they realized you
Made time for me between all them

Been feelin’ nervous ‘bout the rest of the keyboard
Left, right, up top, yeah, surrounding me
Push me with either hand, I’m long for you
Without me it’s all one big word, it’s hard to read, it’ll raise concerns

I am your space bar
But I wanna be your keyboard
More than your space bar
I’ll be the keystroke to your heart

I’m here beneath you, as you type
Help you communicate
I want to feel you, treat you right
USB interface (or maybe Bluetooth or PS/2)
I dream of nothing but your touch
Pressing relationship
Push hard, I’ll never push you back
Our love is just one-way
And that ain’t gonna change

I am your space bar
But I wanna be your keyboard
More than your space bar
I’ll be the keystroke to your heart

You need me in your life, just to type things right
But I need you more, and it ain’t no lie

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Hot Dad, the internet persona of musician Erik Helwig, has gained a loyal following for his unique and often comedic songs. Known for his quirky sense of humor and knack for writing catchy tunes, Hot Dad has carved out a niche for himself in the world of online music.

One of Hot Dad's most notable projects is his debut album, "TV," which featured over 100 original theme songs to existing TV shows. With tracks like "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme" and "Friends Theme Song," Hot Dad's album showcased his ability to reimagine familiar tunes in a fresh and entertaining way.

In addition to his solo work as Hot Dad, Erik Helwig is also a member of the group Girls Who Care. Described as his "serious music" project, Girls Who Care allows Helwig to explore more introspective and emotional themes in his songwriting. Despite the shift in tone, Helwig's talent for crafting memorable melodies and clever lyrics remains a constant in all of his musical endeavors.

Whether he's singing about TV shows or delving into deeper subject matter with Girls Who Care, Hot Dad continues to captivate audiences with his unique brand of music. With his infectious enthusiasm and boundless creativity, Erik Helwig has established himself as a versatile and talented musician in the online music scene.