Monty Harper - A Pet Like That
That her friend unloaded cheap
And she said since I'm the oldest
It could be my own to keep
But I told her, "No thanks," cause I read this book
Where a guy had a talking cat
Wouldn't it be cool to own a pet like that!
Mr. Popper marches penguins
Jimmy's boa has a winning smile
Joshua Primm on East 88th
Has a crocodile named Lyle
Jeremy Thatcher, dragon hatcher
Hatched a dragon named Tiamat
Wouldn't it be cool to own a pet like that!
Unusual pets are running loose
Through the pages of this book by Dr. Seuss
Here's a seven hump Wump! Could be just the thing!
Or a tiny hopping Yop or a singing Ying!
I could even dream a pet of my own design
Like a porcupooch or a rhinopine
Or a triple-headed, chocolate-seeking, vampire bat!
Wouldn't it be cool to own a pet like that!
Now my sister owns the hamster
And she named him Polkadot
And his fur feels warm and friendly
And we play with him a lot
And he makes us laugh stuffing sunflower seeds
In his cheeks till his face turns fat!
It's truly cool to own a pet like that!
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Monty Harper - Jungle Junk
{Verse} Jingle jangle jungle junk Sleepin' in a leafy bunk Way up in the tree tops Talkin' to Tarzan Stinkin' stankin' stungle stunk
Monty Harper - No Blues At All
{Verse 1} I once knew a painter boy Who painted him a wall He used red and green and orange and yellow, but No blues at all {Chorus 1} No blues
Monty Harper - My Toilet and I
My toilet and I had a fight today It had some nasty things to say So I opened it up and looked about I banged on a thingy and pulled a part out It gurgled and gulped, let out a
Monty Harper - Tickle You Blue
Hey, what's so funny 'bout what you see? I ought to teach you not to laugh at me I ought to hold you down and tickle you 'til your funny face turns blue
Monty Harper - The Kid Who Ate a Bug
{Verse 1} Once upon a time there was a kid who found a bug While running round in silly circles in his bare feet on the rug He picked it up and licked it and he gave a little
Monty Harper - Play It on Your Nose
Well let me tell you 'bout the greatest way to rock and roll The only way to rock and roll The greatest way to lay your claim to fame in rock and roll You've got to play
Monty Harper - The Brainiacs
*Snap snap* *pop* *Snap snap* *pop* *Snap snap* *pop* The Brainiacs {Verse 1} This is the story of a family Who never did a thing except for watch TV
Monty Harper - I'm Not Bald
I got no hairs upon my head But that don't mean I'm bald All's it means is the daggum things Don't come when they is called I guess they could've left for
Monty Harper - How Many Days?
How many blades of grass on the prairie? I'm certain I don't know How many flakes of snow on the mountain? I'm certain I don't know How many days would it take
Monty Harper - Using Your Imagination
Using your imagination You could become the engine on a train Singing, "Clickety Clack" Around the track Turn that corner and don't look back "Woo!
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