Monty Harper - Eleanor Gerbil
Ooo, look at all that chewed-up cardboard!
Ooo, what to do with all that cardboard!
★ Verse 1 ★
Eleanor Gerbil
Gnawing away at the edge of another page;
Alone in her cage
Look at her working
Moving her castles of paper from here to there
Why does she care?
★ Chorus ★
Gerbil, gerbil, rearrange
Make everything just so
What she thinks she's going to change
Only she can know
★ Verse 2 ★
Bobby McDoogle
Slumped in a chair after school staring at TV;
What does he see?
Someone distracts him
A rodent in motion has brokеn his cartoon trance
Look at her dance!
★ Chorus ★
Gеrbil, gerbil, rearrange
Make everything just so
What she thinks she's going to change
Only she can know
Ooo, look at all that chewed-up cardboard!
Ooo, what to do with all that cardboard!
★ Verse 3 ★
Eleanor Gerbil
Poking her nose through a hole in her plastic cell;
What does she smell?
Bobby McDoogle
Standing and stepping away from the TV set;
Greeting his pet
★ Chorus ★
Gerbil, gerbil, rearrange. (Ooh, look at all that chewed up cardboard!)
Make everything just so
What she thinks she's going to change, (Ooh, look at all that chewed up cardboard)
She and Bobby know!
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