Soupy Garbage Juice - Why Does Everything Gotta Be So God Dang Difficult?

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Chorus
Why does everything gotta be so God dang difficult?
Huh?

Verse 1
Why?
Scraping dried egg off the God dang pan
And replacing the liner in the garbage can
And handling the scoops of kitty litter
Scrubbing little poops off your own dang shitter
Remembering to buy new things for your Swiffer
Trying hard to like IPAs, but they're bitter!
Getting the plug in the God dang plug hole
GETTING THE PLUG IN THE GOD DANG PLUG HOLE

Bridge
Everybody in the world has everything figured out
Except for you

Verse 2
Go, go
You don't even know, know
How to neatly fold, fold
Something smells like mold, mold

Food has gotten older; past the likelihood of saving that container
I'm insane because I thought that I just sCRUBBED THOSE FUCKING DISHES

Chorus
Why does everything gotta be so God dang difficult?
Huh?
 
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