Soupy Garbage Juice - If Ya Wanna Drink a Juice

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verse
If Ya Wanna Drink a Juice
Then your gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup
Then you need to buy a cup

If you wanna but a cup
You need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar
Then you need to find a job

Chorus
If you can't find a job
Then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school
Then you need to find a job

If you can't find a job
Then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school
Then you need to find a job

If you can't find a job
Then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop
Then you need to get a loan

outro
If you wanna get a loan
Then you need good credit
Or I guess
Just drink juice from the carton
 
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Soupy Garbage Juice is a comedian, musician, and sketch artist. He got his start on Tiktok, where he has 190k followers. He also uploads songs to Youtube and Spotify