Soupy Garbage Juice - Crispy
Please don't pass me the joint
Don't pass me the blunt
I'm about to freak out
I'm not gonna front ❲?❳
I'm don't really smoke much
I just did a puff
I just did a puff
★ Chorus ★
And I'm already crispy
Sizziling in batter and lard
Large chicken, large brain matter ❲?❳
Hardly far, make my heart beat astortion ❲?❳
Abortion
Equality for sexism ❲?❳
More so, Mario
Controller in my hand
I understand he's not a man
He's pixles from japan
But damn can he feel falling off the cliff
In a shitty 8-bit land?
★ bridge ★
Like I said before
I can not smoke anymore
So sorry if i harshed your buzz ❲?❳
Please tell mario
I'm sorry
Sorry
★ verse 2 ★
Please don't pass me the joint
Don't pass me the dank
I'm about to frеak out
Sorry I can't hang
Sorry I can't hang
I'm legit insane
Gotta stay in this lane
★ Chorus ★
Causе I'm already crispy
Little itty bits of my skeleton
Twisting like a pelican
Mouth like a pelican
Breathing manual
Gravitys a handel
Someone change the channel
I think I hear a banjo
★ verse 3 ★
Please don't pass me the lout ❲?❳
Don't think I'm alowed
All the gods up above
Have these Ideas around ❲?❳
All around
I am your worst friend
I am your worst friend
Now I'm australian
★ bridge ★
Oh no
Someone call me an uber
An uber
An uber car
★ outro ★
June 1944 the allied forces
Led normady and france
Germans died ❲?❳
The easiest way you can save car insurance
Cuz im crispy
Crispy fries?
Sources say he ate his own face and turned inside out
I know im mad
I've always been mad
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