Epic Rap Battles Of Sigma - Slim Shady Vs. Puff Puff Humbert

★ Intro ★
Epic Rap Battles Of Sigma!!

Slim Shady vs. Puff Puff Humbert

BEGIN!!

★ Verse 1: Slim Shady ★
Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
Are you a slim shady? No! You're Tom Brady
But Tom Brady is not a rapper!
You there, Puff Puff... You are a crapper!
You should get bitten by a dog with rabies!
You and your girlfriend will not make babies!
You say Baby Puff Puff doesn't exist, right?
Well, you're rhymes are not cool and your pants are too tight!

★ Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert ★
You can say that cause that's your opinion
You can't make money, not even ten trillion!
I will slap the 8 Mile out of your mouth
You will fly around from North, East, West, South!
If you break my girlfriends heart, I will break your face!
You might wanna change your name to Chase
Because I will chase you and hunt you down
And you can't bring your rizz all around town!

★ Verse 3: Slim Shady ★
You have no rizz and your gyatt is not sigma
You're even more fatter than a gorilla
You think you can rap, but your voice is not okay!
I will flip off your friends Benetar Axel and Deejay

★ Verse 4: Puff Puff Humbert ★
Oh, Okay! You're going too far!
Now I will spit a fire bar!

★ Verse 5: Slim Shady ★
Whatever, man.. wait.. why did the music stop?

★ Verse 6: Puff Puff Humbert ★
Alright, Slim Shady, I take back everything I said!
Sike! I will hit you with a loaf of bread!
And all the girlies that see me
They be saying "You're so hot!" Slim, can't you see
That I'm better than you? Man, you can't stand a chance!
You can't even travel to Germany or France!
I fear nothing cause I am brave!
You will get killed and end up in a grave!

★ Outro: Puff Puff Humbert ★
Oh... that went too far...
I shoudn't have said that...
I- I'm sorry