Epic Rap Battles Of Sigma - Guava Juice Vs. Tobuscus

★ Intro ★
Epic Rap Battles Of Sigma!!

Guava Juice Vs. Tobuscus

BEGIN!!!!

★ Verse 1: Guava Juice ★
Hey, Tobuscus, you ain't better than me!
Why don't you go watch The Ghost & Molly McGee
You, yes you! Your content is a disgrace!
You got no friends, I'll hang out with Tita Mary Grace
Hey you bad rizzler, do you play among us?
You are not sigma and you actin' kinda sus
I would grab your phone and start throwing it!
I'll leave my subscribrs saying "HOLY SH-"

★ Verse 2: Tobuscus ★
I can swing my sword, and stab you with it!
Do you see the ground in minecraft? Can you dig it?
You break the number one rule of Minecraft
Digging straight down! That's what I meant. Find a mineshaft!
No you can't, you'll just find lava, broski
Your youtube channel profile looks like Mike Wazowski
You'll get squished to death, just like an orange!
Wait a minute, what rhymes with o- I know! Door hinge!

★ Verse 3: Guava Juice ★
Door hinge doesn't rhyme with orange, Idiot!
Theres something worse than "bite the curb", I'll make you eat obsidian!
Demi Lovato says you're not cool for the summer!
I will as you this, are you my father or my mother?

★ Verse 4: Tobuscus ★
I ain't your mom or your dad, you weirdo!
I made your families life go from zero
By throwing them on the ground, you don't own a kingdom
I'm not apart of your system!

★ Outro ★
Who won? Who's next?

I decide!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SIGMA!!!!!!!