Epic Rap Battles Of Sigma - Baldi Vs. Jax

★ intro ★
Epic rap battles of sigma!!

Baldi vs. jax

Begin!!

★ verse 1: baldi ★
Oh, hi! wanna get roasted of fried?
If i'd choose rapping or learning, i can't decide!
I choose both! you are about to get banned
All you need to do is- get out while you still can!!!
Baldi! baldi! baldi's in the elevator
I wish you got bitten by an alligator
Party! party! you are gonna go away!
If you didn't have a map, you wouldn't show the way!

★ verse 2: jax ★
Ok, first off, your math is boring
Everytime i hear your voice, i start snoring
When i'm in your classroom, i feel like dying
Every night, i go to bed and start crying
My friend pomni will teach you a lesson
I'm talking bout a fight, not a math question
I will exit your class anytime, derp!
Since you love math so much, stay in school forever nerd!

★ bridge: baldi & jax ★
You know what? i will copy a lyric from nerd vs. geek

Go ahead baldi

★ verse 3: baldi ★
Yes, i am a nerd. bookworm, i'm studious
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten, i aced my college entrance exam
Now, i'm no rocket scientist- oh wait, i am!
When i pour my alpha-bits i get nothing but straight a's
My retainer and headgear connect to a backbrace
I got a pocket-protector protector protector protector
I broke my glasses so i could tape them together

★ verse 4: jax ★
I didn't think you would actually do it
If you were garbage i would recycle, reuse and reduce it
I will win this battle in no time!
Get ready for it... it's go time!
Yo, baldi you are weird and i am cool
Your clothes are so clean, i will push you in a pool
If you worked hard on something, i'll destroy it!
You're even more worse than skibidi toilet!

★ outro ★
Who won?
Whos next?
I decide!!!
Epic rap battles of sigma!!!!!!