Saturday Night Live - Stuck in the House
★ PETE DAVIDSON ★
I'm stuck in the quar, got nothin' to do
I miss my friends, they miss me too
Sick of watchin' shows and talkin' on Zoom
Hiding from my mom, wackin' in the bathroom
Sick of the same old questions (questions)
How's it goin'? How you livin'? What you bingin'? What's for dinner?
Tired of the same repetition (repetition)
Grow a 'stache, shave your head, work out, that's for bitches
Tired of all the tomfoolery
Tired of my boy who still wears all his jewelry
Tired of sittin' in the dark
Got nothin' to watch, already did Ozark
Hand sani is now my best friend (best friend)
Usin' it so much it's chappin' my hands
I can't wait for all this to end (oh, man)
So we can go back to doin' normal s---
(Chorus 1)
Stuck with my fam, I can't get out (yeah)
For like two months been on my couch
Runnin' out of things to talk about (yeah)
It's quarantine in my house
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
(Verse 2)
★ ADAM SANDLER ★
I'm done with selfies, so don't even ask
I'm stayin' in the house in an underwear mask
Fooling with my dog in a baseball mitt
Baking my own bread and it tastes like s---
I broke my leg two weeks ago
But I'm too scared to go to the hospital
Never go outside 'cause I might see my neighbor
Using both sides of my toilet paper
Wife tried to kiss me, I straight-up denied her
Miss the NBA, and I miss Rob Schneider
(Spoken)
★ ROB SCHNEIDER ★
You can do it!
★ ADAM SANDLER ★
No!
★ ROB SCHNEIDER ★
Sandman, come on!
(Song)
★ ADAM SANDLER ★
Tell the Grubhub guy, leave food on the street
I'm so f----- bored, I'm doing songs with Pete
(Chorus 2)
★ PETE DAVIDSON ★
Stuck with my fam, I can't get out
★ ADAM SANDLER ★
Just kiddin' about da wife
★ PETE DAVIDSON ★
For like two months been on my couch
Runnin' out of things to talk about (yeah)
It's quarantine in my house
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
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Saturday Night Live is a long-running comedy show that debuted on NBC in 1975. Created by Lorne Michaels, it runs on late-night Saturday with mostly live performances aside from pre-recorded skits (including animation and music videos) featuring a celebrity host, and also musical performances—on rare occasions, the performance musician is the host. In spite of week-long rehearsals, things will go wrong, often with hilarious results. It made stars out of the original “Not Ready for Primetime” cast (Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd) and served to launch the careers of among others, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey.