Hot Dad - You Are My Only Friend
I have no friends, except for you We stick together just like best friends do You love my charm, and you love my jokes You adore the cigarettes that I chain smoke I am so
Hot Dad - Non-Sex Healing
I don't ever wanna get laid again It’s the thought of the pussy that does me in I don't like the taste or the smell or the feeling I could definitely use some non-sex
Hot Dad - Christmas Argument
It's Christmas time, and it's gonna get hot Wanna wrap your body, stick my coal in your sock Such nasty dreams, reindeer in the dark I forgot you don't like when I talk
Hot Dad - They Are Making Mario Nasty Now
I am a gamer and I read the news Nintendo did a thing that I cannot excuse The middle finger, no they'll never stop I heard they're giving Mario a bulging crotch In
Hot Dad - It's Time to Clean
Untidiness surrounds you, wonder what to do It's up to you You feel the pull of cleanliness pullin' you An urge to move Seein' that mess and it don't feel
Hot Dad - I'm in a Soccer Field Full of Bones, I Got Too Many Kids in My Home
I'm in a soccer field full of bones I got too many kids in my home I'm in a soccer field full of bones I got too many kids in my home I'm in a soccer field full
Hot Dad - I Love Dancing With My Friends
It's Friday night, I'll dance with my friends My friends are always hangin' out with me then I love the weekends, ‘cause I dance with my friends I got so many friends,
Hot Dad - The Halloween Party Man
Halloween is time to eat I love the ghosts they are such a treat Ghouls around are so much fun I want to go to Heaven with everyone I'm a Halloween Party man I love
Hot Dad - I Am an Awesome Rock Star
You'll find me rockin' out I'll never settle down Around the globe The stages and vertigo Masses of screaming fans They want me, I'm the man The
Hot Dad - Banana Road
Always hangin' on Banana Road, buncha kids that were on our own Messin' 'round and having fun Smokin' joints, playin' pinball, firecrackers on Banana Road Our mamas