Hot Dad - Buying Stuff

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I can't keep on buying stuff today
There's too much, and I don't have the space
I'm online, I visit every store
Gift cards in every single drawer

What did I get?
Don't remember, it's long gone
I closed the window

When will it ship?
I wish I could find out
I need my order now

A new charge, a package on the way
Sealed up, and passing between states
I won't stop, I was born to hit submit
Transactions, running through my head

What did I get?
Not concerned, yeah, I've moved on
To other items

When will it ship?
Eager for the arrival
Causе more is better

On my porch, it's thе place you rest
Through my door, it's the final step
Cut through tape, decidedly
Reaching in, there's something waiting

More shelves, and cupboards coming soon
For walls and corners of my rooms
Impatient, a feeling I can't take
Tense up when it's slower than next day

On my porch, it's the place you rest
Through my door, it's the final step
Cut through tape, decidedly
Reaching in, there's something waiting

I really, really need it but I want some more
I really need another but I've got them all
I really, really need it but I want some more
I really need another but I've got them all

No rest when there's boxes in your bed
I'll order a brand new one instead
I shop, it is the only way
To purchase every single thing

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Hot Dad, the internet persona of musician Erik Helwig, has gained a loyal following for his unique and often comedic songs. Known for his quirky sense of humor and knack for writing catchy tunes, Hot Dad has carved out a niche for himself in the world of online music.

One of Hot Dad's most notable projects is his debut album, "TV," which featured over 100 original theme songs to existing TV shows. With tracks like "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme" and "Friends Theme Song," Hot Dad's album showcased his ability to reimagine familiar tunes in a fresh and entertaining way.

In addition to his solo work as Hot Dad, Erik Helwig is also a member of the group Girls Who Care. Described as his "serious music" project, Girls Who Care allows Helwig to explore more introspective and emotional themes in his songwriting. Despite the shift in tone, Helwig's talent for crafting memorable melodies and clever lyrics remains a constant in all of his musical endeavors.

Whether he's singing about TV shows or delving into deeper subject matter with Girls Who Care, Hot Dad continues to captivate audiences with his unique brand of music. With his infectious enthusiasm and boundless creativity, Erik Helwig has established himself as a versatile and talented musician in the online music scene.