Saturday Night Live - Salad
★ NADINE ★
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!
My family's on the sleep
So I won't make a peep
I'll cook all night my most delicious recipe
I still have quite a surprise
In the morning when they rise
They'll take a big bite of my overnight salad
It's not easy to make
Lots of ingredients it takes
But it's worth it to serve my overnight salad
Take a little bit o' lettuce
Sprinkle in some cheese
A little scoche of lemon
And a gallon of mayo
So many raisins
An insane amount o' pepper
Now you're makin' a salad
54 hot dogs
Look who's back, it's mayo
Don't skimp on the Fritos and root beer
The croutons are cookies
The pizza top, of course
Then I let it sit all night on the radiator
In the morning when they rise
My daughters' eyes fill with pride
When they take a big bite of my overnight salad
The ultimate prize
My husband, king of the guys
When he chomps into a slice of my overnight salad
It's all over their face
My family loves the taste
(Spoken)
★ NADINE'S HUSBAND ★
Oh my God, Nadine, this tastes like s---! What the hell is wrong with you? I thought you were gonna make a salad!
★ NADINE ★
It's my overnight salad
★ NADINE'S HUSBAND ★
Mayonnaise and lettuce left out all night? You need help, Nadine!
★ NADINE'S DAUGHTER ★
Mommy, Baxter's not moving
★ NADINE ★
I gave him a bite of my overnight salad
★ NADINE'S HUSBAND ★
Are you happy, Nadine. You killed the f----- dog! Are you stupid? Your brain is sick!
★ NADINE ★
Maybe it just needs a big scoop of mayo
★ NADINE'S HUSBAND ★
There's a quarter in my salad! Why?
(Song)
★ NADINE ★
Well, the quarter is the thing
(Spoken)
★ NADINE'S HUSBAND ★
Nadine, Nadine, no, no, no. Just stop! Come on, girls. Let's go
★ NADINE ★
Well, I guess I'm gonna have to eat this whole thing myself. Doo dee doo dee doo overnight salad
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Saturday Night Live is a long-running comedy show that debuted on NBC in 1975. Created by Lorne Michaels, it runs on late-night Saturday with mostly live performances aside from pre-recorded skits (including animation and music videos) featuring a celebrity host, and also musical performances—on rare occasions, the performance musician is the host. In spite of week-long rehearsals, things will go wrong, often with hilarious results. It made stars out of the original “Not Ready for Primetime” cast (Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd) and served to launch the careers of among others, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey.