Tom Cardy - #inspirational
Good morning sir, my name's Darren and I'm calling from the national census, how are you today?
BLESSED (#BLESSED)
Okie dokie, we seem to be missing a piece of your information
STRAIGHT FACTS (#STRAIGHTFACTS)
Look I just need your current occupation
Of course!
★ Verse 1: Hustler ★
Wake up in the morning feeling humble
Bicep ()
Shouting out my dreams I never mumble
Money clip ()
Inspirational Day Trade Educational
For not just guys but chicks too
Fire thinking-face (?)
Putting in the work to inspire
Prayer hands up ()
Quote from the GOAT () Einstein
Brain food cup (??)
Being intellectual my daily work schedule is online at my blog
Robot fist dog (?)
'lotta people calling me a liar
Sword firе ()
But you haters better not act surprisеd
Shocked looking-eyes ()
When I turn my cheek (Cheek!) (!)
I'm pure motivational
Medal world key ()
Hashtag Inspirational (#Inspirational)
★ Chorus ★
Medal world key ()
Hashtag inspirational (#Inspirational)
Trophy fist bump praying hands crown angry bull (??)
Money face, money face, cowboy poo (???)
Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag #Inspirational
★ Bridge: Hustler and Darren
Should I- I'm gonna put down social media?
Social media's my tool
Hashtag hammer your dreams (#urDreamz)
What the fuck does that mean!?
No one will employ me!
★ Verse 2: Hustler ★
I would like to put you on the right path
Cry laugh ()
Don't be distracted by the emojis that I'm using
Monocle (?)
Kitty kat weeping ()
Ya feelin' sleepy ()Can I have some money please?
Don't be incredulous
Money bag light bulb
When the stuff I say is nebulous
Cricket and mosquito??
I use emojis to deflect double avocado??
From the post that don't make any fucking sense
Follow your dreams, when your dreams that you're following your dreams is not to be a follower
Thoughtful (#thoughtful(?))
Listen to your heart, when your brain does a fart out its asshole, that's your soul, social media's bad skull ()
★ Bridge 2: Hustler and Darren ★
I'm gonna ask, once more clearly:
What is your job that earns you mon-ey?
Blessed Up Hustler
Paradigm Busta
Alright I'm hanging up now-
Okay, I sell Kangen Water
Isn't that like a pyramid scheme?
Nah it's multilevel marketing
No cap ?
It's different
★ Verse 3: Hustler and Darren ★
Erryday I live out my life as a leader
And all it cost was a four grand water filter
Hang on, what do you mean you-
I thought YOU were selling them?
They only let you sell them if you buy one
BIG BRAIN #BIG️️BRAIN?
Hashtag #YourDreamzAre hashtag #Obtainable
If you're like me hashtag a dumb fuck- (#ADumbFuq)
Inspirational (#Inspirational)
★ Chorus ★
Metal world key #Inspirational
Trophy fist bump prayer hands crown angry bull??
Money face, money face cowboy poo???
Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag #Inspirational
Stocks up diamond iPhone water
Stocks down crying police lawyer
Power fist
Kissy lips
Tag will smith @WILLSMITH
Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag #inspirational
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Biography
Tom Cardy is an improviser and musician who’s love for performing and comedy can all be traced back to his love of improv from his high school days. Whilst studying psychology and music, Tom wrote and performed for several Sydney University arts revues as well as his own sell out comedy festival shows, all the while teaching improv and sketch at high schools around Sydney.
Tom is a multi-instrumental composer, who’s love of combining comedy and music has seen him compose for the likes of SBS’ The Feed, Amazon series The Moth Effect, the Sydney University Revue and the award winning musical Inner West Side Story. As well as composing and teaching musical improv, Tom has also musically accompanied a variety of improv performances (Cranston Cup, Celebrity Theatresports, The Bear Pack, Impro Australia‘s Theatresports Schools Competition).
Blending comedy and music, Tom’s own musical comedy videos have millions of likes online, with a combined total of over 1M people following him on different platforms. In August 2021 he released his first EP Artificial Intelligence.